Friday, September 24, 2010
Zombie Ninja Warrior
Before the Zombie Apocalypse he did all the usual Ninja stuff; quests to steal rare and powerful magic objects from under the noses of heavily armed guards, lurking in shadows, attempts at vengence against a rival who did some mean thing to his parent/spouse/child.
Now though, after the Zombie Apocalypse, he's mostly interested in brains. When he was alive he clearly wasn't nimble enough to avoid being bitten by a zombie and he's much less so as a shambling corpse. Plus there's enough Ninja left in there to hang out by himself, and there's not much that's less threatening than a lone zombie. Any yahoo with a shotgun or a chainsaw can take him out. It doesn't even occur to him to use his throwing star as a brain scooper.